HOW COOL IS TODAY’S COMIC? Oh my god, so cool.

Thank you so much to my lovely, smart, talented friends Dr. Emily Nagoski and R.Stevens for teaming up to create this super science-y guest strip! You should definitely go check out more of their work– hit up R.Steven’s Diesel Sweeties for more pixel comics with wit and sass; head over to sex educator Dr. Emily Nagoski’s The Dirty Normal for more brilliant articles and essays about the science of sex and anything else that relates to the world of sexual stuff.

On a related note, Dr. Nagoski is, at this very moment writing a (currently untitled) book about the science of women’s sexual wellbeing, to be published, tentatively, in time for Valentine’s Day 2015 by Simon & Schuster, and I’m drawing all the dirty pictures for it. Oh yeah. You read that right. And I. am. STOKED.

Anal Safety Snails
AND! in FURTHER EXCITING NEWS regarding teaming up with the above-mentioned people:

Topatoco and I have joined forces to bring you THE ANAL SAFETY SNAILS T-SHIRT.
Yes! YOU asked for it (Well, multiple people did, maybe not you specifically. BUT YOU STILL GET TO REAP THE REWARDS.), and we have listened! This tasteful design tells the world to go slow and gives a clandestine wink to any other Oh Joy, Sex Toy fans out there that you enjoy the same reading material.

(If this is your introduction to the Anal Safety Snails, now is the perfect opportunity to go back through our archives and acquaint yourself with our unofficial mascot: from their introduction in our Fleshlight review, to their second manifestation in our coverage of nJoy Pure Plugs, to their most recent starring role in our strip on Butt Sex)

Though they encourage you to go slow, you definitely shouldn’t wait to pre-order your very own Anal Safety Snails shirt!

You know you want this
Oh you, you know you want this.