Fleshlight O’Doyleon 05/21/2013 at 12:01 am
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Matthew here! Oh man, what can I say about the O’Doyle that I haven’t already said? I love it. Butt-love-it. So you know, go nuts– or at least nuts deep.
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A tiny Matthew stands on a lid next to an unscrewed Fleshlight that looks like a beer can. Its opening is made to look like a realistic anus between two partial “butt cheeks”. He smiles and says, “Hi, today I’m reviewing the O’Doyle’s Stout Fleshlight.”
“Erika got this for me a long time ago, before she had to leave for a week long trip.”
Erika is seen handing off the Fleshlight to Matthew as she runs off with a rolling luggage bag, saying “Bye honey! I’ll miss you!” before asking as an aside, “(This is the one you wanted, right?)”
Matthew continues, “I put a bunch of time into researching before deciding on the Irish-Butt-Pleaser! It was going to be my first ever Fleshlight purchase, and I wanted to do it right.”
“I’m an average guy, and wanted a toy that would fit me (general Fleshlights look like they’re designed for enormous cocks), so the smaller than average Sex in a Can Series looked perfect.”
A drawing of a generic Fleshlight with a length of 10″ (inches) is shown with the 7.5″ (inches) O’Doyles Stout Fleshlight next to it for comparison.
“I also wanted a butt toy; butt sex doesn’t happen very often for me, so this would be a chance to get more of that!”
“So here’s the run down on the lovely O’Doyle.”
The full Fleshlight with its lid is shown standing upright. Even the lid looks like the top of a metal beer can. Labels around it indicate the following:
- Camouflaged as a delicious Guinness can for stealthy butt sex
- She’s hard on the outside, super soft on the inside
- $40 to $55
- Super tight! (Back bit can be screwed tight and loosened to change the vacuum/resistance of the toy on your goolies)
- Everything about it is fun and funny, even the writing on the side of the can is humorous (not included in the comic, but the actual product features a mock shield emblem with silhouettes of people in sexy poses and text that says, “O’Doyle’s Stout”, “Back Door”, “Irish Style”, “Imported”, and “Serve warm”. It also has a label stating “Contents 6.80 in.”)
A cross-section diagram shows off the inside of the Fleshlight, featuring a passage with ridges and wavy forms. It has labels saying “Made of fancy ‘super skin’ material” and “6.8″ (inches) deep”.
Another drawing labelled “Androgynous” shows how the opening of the Fleshlight is primarily two buttcheeks with an anus, with no genitalia indicated on it.
A final note says, “Clean up takes a few minutes; I normally just take it into the shower with me once I’m done (wash with warm water and a delicate soap.”
A nude person comes into the panel holding their own O’Doyle Fleshlight. They ask, “So how does it feel?” Matthew pumps his arms up in the air and replies, “It’s great!”
“When you’re ready to get going, you’ll need a bunch of water based lube (silicone or oil based lube will deteriorate the ‘superskin’ material).”
Water based lube is shown being applied to the opening. “It’s not a real butt, but tight enough to hurt if you’re not slick!”
“Like anal in general, it’s my preference to go slow.”
Two snails are drawn with hearts all around them. One is on top of the other as if they are having anal sex. One says, “We’re the Anal Safety Snails!”. The other adds, “Reminding you to start slowly!”.
Matthew gestures to the toy tester, who is sitting on the edge of a bed and starting to use the Fleshlight. “The initial penetration’s probably the best bit of the whole experience, feeling most akin to real anal sex. Depending on how tight or loose the back cap is O’Doyle will put up a large amount of penetrative resistance, and it’ll feel wonderful! It has a super tight first few inches, and then a whole different texture and sensation past that. Over your cock it just feels all encompassing, tight, and velvety.”
A set of 3 diagrams demonstrate the following tip that Matthew describes:
“When you start to really get ‘into’ the toy it can be quite intense on your cock! Here’s a tip: When you’re worked in, loosen the cap…”
A diagram shows a penis that is fully inserted into the body of the Fleshlight. Arrows indicate rotating the cap on the base of the Fleshlight (the opposite of the Fleshlight opening) to loosen it.
“Go as deep as you can, then tighten up the cap…”
The next diagram shows the penis being pushed further into the toy, with the Fleshlight pressed right up against the person’s body. Arrows indicate rotating the cap to tighten it at this point.
“... The lack of air now in the toy will create an amazing vacuum when you pull back.”
The final diagram shows the Fleshlight being pulled away from the body and off the penis, the vacuum inside of the toy creating a nice pressure or sucking sensation.
“Finally, orgasming with the toy is… Well, pretty great!” Matthew continues as the toy tester happily uses the Fleshlight on the bed in front of him.
“My recommendation; try and stave off your orgasm, O’Doyle doesn’t mess about and will try to get you off quickly” -
The tester makes an expression like they are getting close to having an orgasm.
Matthew suddenly leans in and startles the tester as he brings his face right up to theirs. He looks them right in the eye as he pokes their chest.
“-don’t give it the satisfaction.”
Matthew, looking quite cheery and innocent, pops out of an oval-shaped panel as he starts his conclusion. He holds the O’Doyle up and says, “My final thoughts on this faux-Irish pleasure. I’m not an anal pro or a Fleshlight connoisseur, but this is a fantastic, hassle-free, “I want a butt-on-my-cock experience. It’s an experience to be relished. I love it!”
This comic was posted on May 21, 2013 and transcribed Jan 13, 2022, by Dennie Park, who can be found at linktr.ee/DeepBeeps.