About gosh darned time we had a Wand-V-Dong comic! Thank you so much Hien for this lovely review and dive in. Let’s learn how those of us with penises can party with a vibrator!

Hien’s Blog NotesThank you to Magic Wand for sending me a wand of my own! And thank you to all the friends who have helped me with fun and valuable research! No more free massages, only for cash or a kiss from now on :P

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↓ Comic Transcript
In this lushly illustrated comic, artist Hien Pham switches between highly detailed, realistic drawings and simplified cartoons or chibis that emote exaggeratedly. The full spectrum of colors is used vividly throughout. Hien Pham is a bearded, bald, fat Asian man with spots and scars on his butt who is wearing glasses, pink shorts, and an open white lab jacket with no shirt underneath.


Page 1
"You know..." Hien says contemplatively, resting his chin in his hand. "...it's been over a decade of Oh Joy Sex Toy... but there's not one Magic Wand review for the penis! Do you know what that means?"

Caption spelled out in fun cursive with some hearts floating nearby: It's Time For Sexy Science!

Chibi Hien and a naked companion Masturbateer come jogging onto the page with an enormous Magic Wand Rechargeable massager held aloft. It has a big white spherical head that connects with a thinner short, blue neck to a long tapered handle with three blue buttons on it.

"Does the famed Erotic Invigorator work on my penile pleasure sponge?" Asks Hien with a pink heart and emotive marks emanating around his head.

"Let's find out together!" Responds the blonde companion who is similarly covered in a pattern of body hair across their chest and round tummy.

Chibi Hien hangs into the panel upside down as the normal-sized and realistically-drawn Masturbateer reclines on his back with his legs in the air, holding the wand's vibrating head against the area below his scrotum and above his anus.

"Out of the box, the Wand felt amazingly pleasant! Especially on the taint, where the vibrations spread out to all of the sensitive areas nearby!"

Now full-sized and realistically drawn as well, Hien reclines next to the startled Masturbateer, saying, "It felt so relaxing, in fact, that I wasn't really aroused at all... that is, until I discovered just the right spot!"


Page 2
Chibi Hien holds up a neon pink arrow that points to the lightly scarred line that runs up the entire length of an enormous anthropomorphized intact (uncircumcised) penis that towers over him. In loose cursive lettering, the title "The Frenulum" illuminates overhead. The penis's big googly eyes close in pride.

The anthropomorphized Magic Wand head vibrates with its lips puckered against the penis, whose eyes light up with hearts. The background fills with a radiating pink heart, emphasizing the kind of growing-radiating sensation that the vibrator provides.

Caption: Not all penises are as sensitive as mine, but when the Wand kissed my frenulum, I was taken by the feel-good sensations!

Chibi Hien throws an enormous teal blanket over the head of an enormous Magic Wand head, saying, "A tea towel helped diffuse the vibrations to a perfect rumble."

"A touch of water-based lube helped with the friction too!" Chimes in the chibi companion as he rubs a transparent liquid over the head of the anthropomorphic cock, which closes its eyes in contentment.

The covered wand presses against the penis again, which opens its eyes in pleasurable surprise. The background fills up with the same radiating heart design, but now it is orange and yellow.

Caption: The Wand felt like a constant and persistent tickle to the tip of the penis and foreskin. Then, whenever I clenched, the arousing pleasures intensified in a big big way!

The exact same panel repeats, but now the covered wand and penis are in greater vibrating action, with the eyes of the penis squeezed shut in delight and the background replaced with an exploding orange star.

The realistically-drawn companion gasps as he ejaculates with the covered wand pressed against the underside of his dick. His free hand tweaks his nipple.

Caption: Eyes closed, I let my mind fantasize as I touched my chest. I didn't think I would come, but the waves of pleasure kept coming until I came!"


Page 3
"But that's not all!" Chibi Hien exclaims as his pink rope lassos the chibi Masturbateer with a Shibari rope harness that ties him up from this thighs to his shoulders. "I found plenty of other ways to harness the vibrations!" The enormous, anthro Magic Wand sports its own shibari rope harness along its shaft, looking quite surprised.

Caption: I improvised a simple hip tie, and felt the entire rope rumble through the happy knot under my balls!

The camera angle looks up from the ground between the realistically-drawn companion's legs to see the Wand head vibrating away at his roped-up taint area.

From overhead, the camera looks down at the belt of ropes around his waist, with a few lengths pinched between his butt cheeks.

Caption: The vibrations felt best on the bit of rope taut in between the bum!

Back to their chibi forms, the tiny Masturbateer rolls in an enormous anthropomorphic transparent surprised-looking masturbation sleeve with a teal coil around it. Hien exuberantly hauls in an enormous, anthropomorphic Magic Wand like a battering ram, while it looks surprised and blushes.

"What about using the Wand on a masturbation sleeve?" Chibi Hien asks confidently.

Realistically drawn and full size again, the camera looks down over head on the Wand head vibrating against the penis which is covered by the masturbation sleeve.

Caption: The combination encased my entire penis in vibrations, which numbed it a fair amount. It felt strange!

Pulling the wand away temporarily, the reastically-drawn Masturbateer uses his free hand to slide the masturbation sleeve back and forth on his dick with a "sploosh sploosh" sound effect.

Caption: But when I took the wand off, my sensitivity returned twice as much! I can see this working well in a fun edging or sensory play sesh!

Chibi-fied again, the tiny companion falls backwards in the arms of tiny Hien, the little guy is absolutely K.O.'d, as is the enormous anthro Magic Wand which lays on its side, blushing and catching its breath in bliss.

"Yet, my most favorite thing to do with the Magic Wand is actually much more mundane." Explains Chibi Hien as he supports his orgasm-unconscious companion.


Page 4
The entire page is washed over in a purple and yellow palette, reminiscent of candle light cast in a dark room. The full page is drawn realistically, it is planted firmly in the real world.

Narration: I've taken to offering Wand massages to friends, be it for intimate after-care, or simply because they'd had a long day.

A small overhead panel shows Hien's hand pushing the 'off' switch on a bedside lamp. In the next panel, his nude friend lays on his tummy on a bed, coyly looking over his shoulder at Hien, who sits on the edge of the bed. Hien rests one hand on his friend's hairy back while he holds the still Magic Wand in his other. The friends look at each other affectionately, with trust and contentment.

Overhead, the camera looks down on the back of the friend who is stretched out across the bed. His arms cradle the pillow that he rests his chin against. Slowly and deliberately Hien moves the vibration wand's head over his friend's back. The camera shows the wand pressing into his back from several floating angles.

Caption: Nothing but the Wand purring tenderly on labored skin.


Page 5
Caption: Don't get me wrong, I love getting to touch and perve out while massaging, but...

"Hehe!" Hien laughs to himself as he gives his friend a squeeze on one bum cheek while he massages the other with his Wand.

"Mmm!" The friend coos.

Caption: ...the act of care is what fills the heart.

With a "klik" Hien turns off the wand, looking satisfied.

"Whew!" He exhales, flopping back onto the bed next to his friend.

The yellow light bounces off Hien and his friend, who lay on their sides, facing each other. They both look calm and relaxed. The still wand lays between them. It almost resembles a holy scene.

"To be honest," He tells his companion. "it's fun conducting sexy science and all, but even if the Magic Wand didn't make me cum, I'd still love it. Its massaging capacity alone gives me a new way to show an intimate affection and personal appreciation for the people I care about. That is what I've come to treasure the most. That is the magic I've found."

Transcribed by Erika Moen February 2, 2025