Edit later in the day: Re-worded a handful of sentences in the intro, for clarity!
Edit 6/25/20: The comic still isn’t sitting well with us. So we’ve removed an early panel. We might make another edit or two in the future as we reach out to others and hammer it out.

Feeling a little worn this past couple of weeks! But moving forever onward.

Can’t be too blue – we had the pleasure of getting a We-Vibe Wand in the mail and, after a bit of confusion, fell IN LOVE with it. Damn, do these guys make good toys or what.

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