Dang, you guys. I can’t say enough good things about Ecdysiast. You can follow them on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook Go check out their class offerings here, and their next taster class can be found here.

Ecdysiast Information
(503) 231-2542
326 SE Madison St
Portland, OR 97214

What’s that? You want proof that I dance on poles? Well, HERE YA GO. (Plus one of Matthew, too)

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How have you lived this long without an Anal Safety Snails heart sticker? FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY.