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TITLE: Erika Lust, published December 16, 2014 on https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/erikalust
PAGE 1
Narration: If you're anything like us...
"Oo!" Erika Moen coos at the TV. She is cuddled up against Matt on the couch. Moen is a short white cis woman with short pink hair and wears a thigh-high dress with short sleeves, tights, and black cowboy boots. Matt is an average-height cis white man with pink stubble, glasses, and wears a striped collared shirt with the arms rolled up to his elbows, jeans, and sneakers.
Narration: ...The racy scenes of feature films get your engines going...
A beautiful couple with flowing hair and old timey clothes fill a montage of scenes of them gazing into each others eyes and rolling around, with captions floating over them reading, "Artful editing, Professional lighting, Expert camera work, Believable acting"
In the foreground, Erika and Matt's silhouettes watch the montage, with Erika lecherously commenting, "Mmmm yes, verra niiiiiiice..."
Narration: ....Only to leave you disappointed and frustrated because they can't actually show The Business going down.
As the TV tastefully fades to black, Erika exclaims, "Noooooo!" and Matt grumps, "Watta cock tease!"
"AUGH!" Erika pouts. "I wish regular porno had Hollywood budgets!"
"Yes dear, so you keep telling me." Sighs Matt, patting her leg.
PAGE 2
Caption: Enter: Erika Lust
Erika Lust is a pale cis woman with longer-than-shoulder length fluffy hair, wearing a black T-shirt, ankle-length slacks, and sandals. She snaps closed a clapperboard titled XXX.
Caption: European Pornographer Extraordinaire.
Lust holds a shoulder-mounted camera as Erika gestures at her while talking to the reader, saying, "There are a lot of things to like about Ms. Lust." Then, with a cheeky expression, she continues, "Her name, for starters! Right away, you can tell she's a lady of class and distinction because uses the sophisticated "K" spelling of "Erika". The charisma of her name is exceeded only by the superior quality of her art."
Over a series of stills from Lust's films, the captions read "Where other pornos fall short, Erika picks up the baton bringing us some very appealing adult movies. The quality of film and editing are impressively expert. Her films look polished. And her directorial style is refreshingly friendly."
PAGE 3
Caption: Her aim is to--
Erika Lust herself says to the reader, "[S]how all of the passion, intimacy, love and lust in sex: where the feminine viewpoint is vital, the aesthetic is a pleasure to all of the senses and those seeking an alternative to porn can find a home."*
*xconfessions.com/erika-lust
Caption: Erika invited us to review her curated catalogue of movies, Lust Cinema ErikaLust.com. $35 a month. Updates twice a month. Full Erika Lust library. Other films by Lust's favorite directors. Downloadable HD content.
Erika Moen and Matt stand in front of a mural of Lust's film covers.
"In our opinion, the biggest draw to sign up for this collection site is for Lust's wn work, is just fantastic." Suggests Matt to the reader.
Fanning herself, Erika continues, "XCONFESSIONS is Lust's series where she shoots a short film based on anonymous sex confessions sent in to her by her audience, is the jewel of the bunch. It is cunt-wateringly hot."
PAGE 4
Looking a little conflicted, Matt admits, "Personally I struggled with how 'arty' some of the films are. There is a lot of blurring and weird camera effects that really throw you off. Keep it simple, guys!"
"Totes disagree!" Erika interjects indignantly. "I felt her artistic touches never go in the way of showing us what we're here to see: tenacious, explicit fucking."
Back on the couch in front of their TV, Erika resumes, "Now LustCinema isn't perfect and will not be right for everyone."
Looking kind of distressed, Matt adds, "Lust's ability to make good porn doesn't extend to some of the directors she includes, and we had to trudge through some films that we found to be pretty off-putting and personally offensive in order to the find the good stuff."
"But the good stuff is exceptional!" Chimes in Erika next to the cover for a movie that shows a couple embracing passionately. "Like 'No Artificial Sweeteners' by Sonya JF Barnett!"
PAGE 5
Caption: Another nitpick of ours is the lack of body diversity across the site.
Image: Four identical iconic human shapes lined up next to each other.
Caption: It skews towards portraying white, trim cisgender bodies and it'd be nice to see a bit more variety.
Inside of an hour glass, the text reads, "On a technical note, the site struggles to load even with a good internet connection.
"But the positives outweigh the negatives!" Erika Moen gesticulates grandly at the reader, her other arm behind Matt's back as they sit on the couch together.
Giving the thumbs up, Matt adds, "Lust is an impressive director and we had a ton of fun watching her porn together."
Erika Moen continues, "If you're looking for skin flicks that deliver on the pretty without stepping on the depiction of good old fashioned fucking, then give LustCinema a try and seek out Erika Lust's films in particular."
Now pointing a finger-gun at the reader, Erika Moen winks and says with a grin, "With a name like Erika you know it's going to be good."
Transcribed by Erika Moen on July 17, 2024
PAGE 1
Narration: If you're anything like us...
"Oo!" Erika Moen coos at the TV. She is cuddled up against Matt on the couch. Moen is a short white cis woman with short pink hair and wears a thigh-high dress with short sleeves, tights, and black cowboy boots. Matt is an average-height cis white man with pink stubble, glasses, and wears a striped collared shirt with the arms rolled up to his elbows, jeans, and sneakers.
Narration: ...The racy scenes of feature films get your engines going...
A beautiful couple with flowing hair and old timey clothes fill a montage of scenes of them gazing into each others eyes and rolling around, with captions floating over them reading, "Artful editing, Professional lighting, Expert camera work, Believable acting"
In the foreground, Erika and Matt's silhouettes watch the montage, with Erika lecherously commenting, "Mmmm yes, verra niiiiiiice..."
Narration: ....Only to leave you disappointed and frustrated because they can't actually show The Business going down.
As the TV tastefully fades to black, Erika exclaims, "Noooooo!" and Matt grumps, "Watta cock tease!"
"AUGH!" Erika pouts. "I wish regular porno had Hollywood budgets!"
"Yes dear, so you keep telling me." Sighs Matt, patting her leg.
PAGE 2
Caption: Enter: Erika Lust
Erika Lust is a pale cis woman with longer-than-shoulder length fluffy hair, wearing a black T-shirt, ankle-length slacks, and sandals. She snaps closed a clapperboard titled XXX.
Caption: European Pornographer Extraordinaire.
Lust holds a shoulder-mounted camera as Erika gestures at her while talking to the reader, saying, "There are a lot of things to like about Ms. Lust." Then, with a cheeky expression, she continues, "Her name, for starters! Right away, you can tell she's a lady of class and distinction because uses the sophisticated "K" spelling of "Erika". The charisma of her name is exceeded only by the superior quality of her art."
Over a series of stills from Lust's films, the captions read "Where other pornos fall short, Erika picks up the baton bringing us some very appealing adult movies. The quality of film and editing are impressively expert. Her films look polished. And her directorial style is refreshingly friendly."
PAGE 3
Caption: Her aim is to--
Erika Lust herself says to the reader, "[S]how all of the passion, intimacy, love and lust in sex: where the feminine viewpoint is vital, the aesthetic is a pleasure to all of the senses and those seeking an alternative to porn can find a home."*
*xconfessions.com/erika-lust
Caption: Erika invited us to review her curated catalogue of movies, Lust Cinema ErikaLust.com. $35 a month. Updates twice a month. Full Erika Lust library. Other films by Lust's favorite directors. Downloadable HD content.
Erika Moen and Matt stand in front of a mural of Lust's film covers.
"In our opinion, the biggest draw to sign up for this collection site is for Lust's wn work, is just fantastic." Suggests Matt to the reader.
Fanning herself, Erika continues, "XCONFESSIONS is Lust's series where she shoots a short film based on anonymous sex confessions sent in to her by her audience, is the jewel of the bunch. It is cunt-wateringly hot."
PAGE 4
Looking a little conflicted, Matt admits, "Personally I struggled with how 'arty' some of the films are. There is a lot of blurring and weird camera effects that really throw you off. Keep it simple, guys!"
"Totes disagree!" Erika interjects indignantly. "I felt her artistic touches never go in the way of showing us what we're here to see: tenacious, explicit fucking."
Back on the couch in front of their TV, Erika resumes, "Now LustCinema isn't perfect and will not be right for everyone."
Looking kind of distressed, Matt adds, "Lust's ability to make good porn doesn't extend to some of the directors she includes, and we had to trudge through some films that we found to be pretty off-putting and personally offensive in order to the find the good stuff."
"But the good stuff is exceptional!" Chimes in Erika next to the cover for a movie that shows a couple embracing passionately. "Like 'No Artificial Sweeteners' by Sonya JF Barnett!"
PAGE 5
Caption: Another nitpick of ours is the lack of body diversity across the site.
Image: Four identical iconic human shapes lined up next to each other.
Caption: It skews towards portraying white, trim cisgender bodies and it'd be nice to see a bit more variety.
Inside of an hour glass, the text reads, "On a technical note, the site struggles to load even with a good internet connection.
"But the positives outweigh the negatives!" Erika Moen gesticulates grandly at the reader, her other arm behind Matt's back as they sit on the couch together.
Giving the thumbs up, Matt adds, "Lust is an impressive director and we had a ton of fun watching her porn together."
Erika Moen continues, "If you're looking for skin flicks that deliver on the pretty without stepping on the depiction of good old fashioned fucking, then give LustCinema a try and seek out Erika Lust's films in particular."
Now pointing a finger-gun at the reader, Erika Moen winks and says with a grin, "With a name like Erika you know it's going to be good."
Transcribed by Erika Moen on July 17, 2024