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↓ Comic Transcript
Page 1
"Ripley's Favorite Toys" by Ripley LaCross, published August 5, 2025 on ohjoysextoy.com/ripleys-favorite-toys-ripley-lacross
Ripley LaCross draws in a detailed cartoon-y style with a primarily gray color palette, but pops of orange.
"Hey gang!" Ripley greets the reader exuberantly. Their bright orange shock of hair crowns their head like a rooster, with the sides shaved down short. They wear glasses and a beaded necklace and several bracelets, with a black geometric tattoo on their right upper arm. Their chin and upper lip are dusted with prickly little hairs.
"Gather round, take a seat and get comfortable..." They continue, holding up a banner between their hands. "Ol' Ripley's gonna tell you about..."
"MY FAVORITE TOYS" reads the words proudly displayed across the banner.
Narration: First up, we've got...
Title: Twister by Gläs, $46 USD
An adorned glass scepter/phallus displays across the page majestically. The handle is compused of three stacked glass balls, each successive one slightly larger than the previous. The hand then slims before jutting up against a circular hilt that flares around the base of the phallus. The phallus curves slightly, maintaining a consistent width until it culminates with a wider bulb at the top. A thick orange coil winds around the length from the hilt up to the bottom of the bulb.
Narration: I've got a soft spot for hard glass, because they're so easy to clean, and require far less lube to have a good time. The balls on the back end not only make for a comfortable, orgonomic grip, but they double as anal traning!
Captions floating around the Twister:
Insertable length: 5.8 in/24.7cm & 3.5 in/8.9cm
Total length: 10 in/25.4 cm.
Handle small ball: .8 in/2 cm
Handle medium ball: 1 in/2.5 cm
Handle large ball: 1.4 in/3.6 cm
Top bulb: 1.4 in/3.6 cm
Eco-friendly, shatter-proof, borosilicate glass.
Safe for all lube types.
(Unless otherwise specified, all measurements are for diameter.)
"I picked this one up on a whime, and it really shattered my expectations!" Winks a little Ripley at the bottom of the page.
Page 2
Title: THEY/THEM by Tantus, $47 USD
A thick, squat, orange phallus is presented proudly. It has a flared base and a very slightly sculpted knobby head at the top of the otherwise smooth, slightly curved, and consistently-sized width of the shaft.
Captions around the toy:
Width of head: 1.6in/4cm
Insertable length: 5in/12/7cm
Total length: 5.5in/14cm
Silicone, five color options, one size
Caption: This simple-looking guy is extra soft, extra squishy, and extra THICC, just the way I like it. It's not quite as thick as a soda, but still juuust right. (However, I've noticed that Tantus' silicone tends to get sticky over time? So I've started using them with condoms.)
"Speaking of which," A little Ripley leans in to the page to explain. "if you go through luve by the gallon like me, I gotta recommend a lube applicator! They make sure the lube where you need it most: INSIDE THE HOLE!
Title: Lube Tube by CalExotics, $10.99 USD
A simple syringe-thing is shown. It has one long, thin tube part, with two circular finger holds on either side. The hilt of the plunger is pushed against the opening of the tube, with the plunger completely encased within the tube. At the opposite end, the opening is rounded.
Captions around syringe:
Insertable length: 3.3in/8.4cm
Width of opening: .5in/1.3cm
Narration: You could also use inexpensive oral syringes, but those don't have tapered tips so you gotta be more careful during insertion! You can find these made by a bunch of different brands, but I like this one just for the grips.
Page 3
A feral Ripley smiles toothily at the reader as they stalk up to an elaborately sculpted dildo.
"Now that you're all lubed up, how about we make use of it?" They ask with a mischievous glint in their eye. "This beast of silicone is up there with my top-tier 'I'm going all the way' toys."
The dildo is covered in ridges with a bit swollen bulb ("Knot") towards the end of the shaft. The thick, wide base is sculpted to look like it's engulfed in tufted fur.
Title: Werewolf II by Uncover Creations, $59-119 USD (for the base model)
A silhouette of a werewolf rears back behind the title, howling out a dramatic "aAWOOooooo"
Captions around dildo:
Platinum silicone
(All measurements are for the size: Medium)
Insertable length: 6.3in/16cm
Knot: 7.9in/20cm
Total length: 7.4in/18.8cm
Narration: Uncover Creations is known for their creative grinders, so of course the base feels great once full inside. Give it a spin! Hot Tip for Achieving Impressive Girth: Pull all the way out regularly and let the vaginal walls rest for a breath or two. This usually allows them to relax and become more pliable. Be gentle!
Narration: In the mood to give rather than receive?
Title: Her Royal Harness "Regal Queen" by CalExotics, $88.99 USD.
A strap-on is displayed, with dark grey PVC on the outside-facing parts and a black polyester lining with orange flecks on the inside-facing parts. It has a three-cornered shield-like shape with an O-ring secured in the center, which will hold a dildo in place. The top two points at either side connect to straps that encircle the waist, while the bottom point of the shield connects to two straps that circle up against the butt of the wearer, connecting to the belt straps at the back.
Narration: I love this harness because not only is it comfortable but fitting it- and keeping it fitted- is effortless! The buckles hold their positions so well all I have to do is lace it up. Looks and feels like luxury without the lavish price-tag!
Captions around harness:
Corset-style lacing back.
Nickel-free hardware.
Waist adjusts up to 64in/163cm
Plus polyester lining.
Crotch-less.
Phthalate-free PVC.
Page 4
Crouching by their toy storage trunk, Ripley digs through it, chucking toys over their shoulder as they say, "All right, all right. Enough with the penetrative toys. What else do I got?"
Title: Falcor Micro Stroker by Squidly Co., $42-52 USD
This toy looks like a furry dragon snoot and maw, with big flared nostrils on top and rows of jagged teeth exposed on the sides. The front of the maw is open, leaving room for hot-dog shapes to comfortably enter.
Captions around stroker:
Width: 1.6in/4cm
Length: 3in/7.6cm
Mouth opening: .6in/1.5cm x .5in/1.3cm
Ultra-squishy silicone, in soft or medium firmness.
Narration: It's a little dragon head for stroking your bottom growth! I chose the open-back version and it fits a bullet vibe just right.
"Haven't we all dreamed of getting sucked off by a DRAGON?" Ripley shrugs with a combined look of innocence and guilt. "Surely I'm not alone in this."
Title: Silicone Spatula Flogger (thrifted), $1.99 USD
Like the title implies, this is a standard silicone spatula for cooking, with the head of it shaped into a heart.
Narration: Who says you gotta pay top dollar to make a big impact? Get creative! Loads of every-day items can be transformed into sexy items.
Captions around spatula:
Smooth, wooden handle.
Removable, easy-to-clean silicone head.
Total length: 12in/30.5cm
Paddle width: 3.5in/8.9cm
Ripley impishly sticks their bottom out as they inspect the gigantic flogger, adding, "Something about scoring a great deal just gets me so excited!"
Page 5
Narration: But sometimes a light spanking isn't enough. Sometimes you need a...
Title: Custom-poured Acrylic Knife by Holo, $40
A tiny Ripley ogles with reverence the giant curved knife blade that swoops into a hook-like shape to fit the user's hand. "Sparkly..." They marvel.
Narration: I like to FEEL tools in my hands, and this has just the right amount of heft to constantly remind my brain: HEY! YOU'VE GOT A KNIFE! And the unique, curved handle stays comfy almost any way you hold it. Concerned by breaking skin? No worries! Despite how sharp and pointy it is, you'd be hard pressed to actually draw blood with this. (Make sure to order a case to protect the tip! +$3 USD.
Captions around the knife:
Blade length: 3.5in/8.9cm
Weight: 1.6oz/36g
Blade width: 1.2in/3cm
Total length: 5.3in/13.5cm
Standing proudly with their arms loaded up with all the toys they just shared with the reader, Ripley announces, "That's it for today, y'all! I'm always on the lookout for unique toys created by folks breaking the mold. But I'm also a simple guy with simple needs, so my collection has a little bit of everything! Basic indie, fancy, AND cheap! What are your favorite toys or accessories? Seen anything cool lately?
By Ripley LaCross / RipleyLaCross.carrd.co
"Ripley's Favorite Toys" by Ripley LaCross, published August 5, 2025 on ohjoysextoy.com/ripleys-favorite-toys-ripley-lacross
Ripley LaCross draws in a detailed cartoon-y style with a primarily gray color palette, but pops of orange.
"Hey gang!" Ripley greets the reader exuberantly. Their bright orange shock of hair crowns their head like a rooster, with the sides shaved down short. They wear glasses and a beaded necklace and several bracelets, with a black geometric tattoo on their right upper arm. Their chin and upper lip are dusted with prickly little hairs.
"Gather round, take a seat and get comfortable..." They continue, holding up a banner between their hands. "Ol' Ripley's gonna tell you about..."
"MY FAVORITE TOYS" reads the words proudly displayed across the banner.
Narration: First up, we've got...
Title: Twister by Gläs, $46 USD
An adorned glass scepter/phallus displays across the page majestically. The handle is compused of three stacked glass balls, each successive one slightly larger than the previous. The hand then slims before jutting up against a circular hilt that flares around the base of the phallus. The phallus curves slightly, maintaining a consistent width until it culminates with a wider bulb at the top. A thick orange coil winds around the length from the hilt up to the bottom of the bulb.
Narration: I've got a soft spot for hard glass, because they're so easy to clean, and require far less lube to have a good time. The balls on the back end not only make for a comfortable, orgonomic grip, but they double as anal traning!
Captions floating around the Twister:
Insertable length: 5.8 in/24.7cm & 3.5 in/8.9cm
Total length: 10 in/25.4 cm.
Handle small ball: .8 in/2 cm
Handle medium ball: 1 in/2.5 cm
Handle large ball: 1.4 in/3.6 cm
Top bulb: 1.4 in/3.6 cm
Eco-friendly, shatter-proof, borosilicate glass.
Safe for all lube types.
(Unless otherwise specified, all measurements are for diameter.)
"I picked this one up on a whime, and it really shattered my expectations!" Winks a little Ripley at the bottom of the page.
Page 2
Title: THEY/THEM by Tantus, $47 USD
A thick, squat, orange phallus is presented proudly. It has a flared base and a very slightly sculpted knobby head at the top of the otherwise smooth, slightly curved, and consistently-sized width of the shaft.
Captions around the toy:
Width of head: 1.6in/4cm
Insertable length: 5in/12/7cm
Total length: 5.5in/14cm
Silicone, five color options, one size
Caption: This simple-looking guy is extra soft, extra squishy, and extra THICC, just the way I like it. It's not quite as thick as a soda, but still juuust right. (However, I've noticed that Tantus' silicone tends to get sticky over time? So I've started using them with condoms.)
"Speaking of which," A little Ripley leans in to the page to explain. "if you go through luve by the gallon like me, I gotta recommend a lube applicator! They make sure the lube where you need it most: INSIDE THE HOLE!
Title: Lube Tube by CalExotics, $10.99 USD
A simple syringe-thing is shown. It has one long, thin tube part, with two circular finger holds on either side. The hilt of the plunger is pushed against the opening of the tube, with the plunger completely encased within the tube. At the opposite end, the opening is rounded.
Captions around syringe:
Insertable length: 3.3in/8.4cm
Width of opening: .5in/1.3cm
Narration: You could also use inexpensive oral syringes, but those don't have tapered tips so you gotta be more careful during insertion! You can find these made by a bunch of different brands, but I like this one just for the grips.
Page 3
A feral Ripley smiles toothily at the reader as they stalk up to an elaborately sculpted dildo.
"Now that you're all lubed up, how about we make use of it?" They ask with a mischievous glint in their eye. "This beast of silicone is up there with my top-tier 'I'm going all the way' toys."
The dildo is covered in ridges with a bit swollen bulb ("Knot") towards the end of the shaft. The thick, wide base is sculpted to look like it's engulfed in tufted fur.
Title: Werewolf II by Uncover Creations, $59-119 USD (for the base model)
A silhouette of a werewolf rears back behind the title, howling out a dramatic "aAWOOooooo"
Captions around dildo:
Platinum silicone
(All measurements are for the size: Medium)
Insertable length: 6.3in/16cm
Knot: 7.9in/20cm
Total length: 7.4in/18.8cm
Narration: Uncover Creations is known for their creative grinders, so of course the base feels great once full inside. Give it a spin! Hot Tip for Achieving Impressive Girth: Pull all the way out regularly and let the vaginal walls rest for a breath or two. This usually allows them to relax and become more pliable. Be gentle!
Narration: In the mood to give rather than receive?
Title: Her Royal Harness "Regal Queen" by CalExotics, $88.99 USD.
A strap-on is displayed, with dark grey PVC on the outside-facing parts and a black polyester lining with orange flecks on the inside-facing parts. It has a three-cornered shield-like shape with an O-ring secured in the center, which will hold a dildo in place. The top two points at either side connect to straps that encircle the waist, while the bottom point of the shield connects to two straps that circle up against the butt of the wearer, connecting to the belt straps at the back.
Narration: I love this harness because not only is it comfortable but fitting it- and keeping it fitted- is effortless! The buckles hold their positions so well all I have to do is lace it up. Looks and feels like luxury without the lavish price-tag!
Captions around harness:
Corset-style lacing back.
Nickel-free hardware.
Waist adjusts up to 64in/163cm
Plus polyester lining.
Crotch-less.
Phthalate-free PVC.
Page 4
Crouching by their toy storage trunk, Ripley digs through it, chucking toys over their shoulder as they say, "All right, all right. Enough with the penetrative toys. What else do I got?"
Title: Falcor Micro Stroker by Squidly Co., $42-52 USD
This toy looks like a furry dragon snoot and maw, with big flared nostrils on top and rows of jagged teeth exposed on the sides. The front of the maw is open, leaving room for hot-dog shapes to comfortably enter.
Captions around stroker:
Width: 1.6in/4cm
Length: 3in/7.6cm
Mouth opening: .6in/1.5cm x .5in/1.3cm
Ultra-squishy silicone, in soft or medium firmness.
Narration: It's a little dragon head for stroking your bottom growth! I chose the open-back version and it fits a bullet vibe just right.
"Haven't we all dreamed of getting sucked off by a DRAGON?" Ripley shrugs with a combined look of innocence and guilt. "Surely I'm not alone in this."
Title: Silicone Spatula Flogger (thrifted), $1.99 USD
Like the title implies, this is a standard silicone spatula for cooking, with the head of it shaped into a heart.
Narration: Who says you gotta pay top dollar to make a big impact? Get creative! Loads of every-day items can be transformed into sexy items.
Captions around spatula:
Smooth, wooden handle.
Removable, easy-to-clean silicone head.
Total length: 12in/30.5cm
Paddle width: 3.5in/8.9cm
Ripley impishly sticks their bottom out as they inspect the gigantic flogger, adding, "Something about scoring a great deal just gets me so excited!"
Page 5
Narration: But sometimes a light spanking isn't enough. Sometimes you need a...
Title: Custom-poured Acrylic Knife by Holo, $40
A tiny Ripley ogles with reverence the giant curved knife blade that swoops into a hook-like shape to fit the user's hand. "Sparkly..." They marvel.
Narration: I like to FEEL tools in my hands, and this has just the right amount of heft to constantly remind my brain: HEY! YOU'VE GOT A KNIFE! And the unique, curved handle stays comfy almost any way you hold it. Concerned by breaking skin? No worries! Despite how sharp and pointy it is, you'd be hard pressed to actually draw blood with this. (Make sure to order a case to protect the tip! +$3 USD.
Captions around the knife:
Blade length: 3.5in/8.9cm
Weight: 1.6oz/36g
Blade width: 1.2in/3cm
Total length: 5.3in/13.5cm
Standing proudly with their arms loaded up with all the toys they just shared with the reader, Ripley announces, "That's it for today, y'all! I'm always on the lookout for unique toys created by folks breaking the mold. But I'm also a simple guy with simple needs, so my collection has a little bit of everything! Basic indie, fancy, AND cheap! What are your favorite toys or accessories? Seen anything cool lately?
By Ripley LaCross / RipleyLaCross.carrd.co