Local Side Learns How To Top by Hien Pham, published on ohjoysextoy.com/local-side-learns-how-to-top-hien-pham on January 27, 2026

Hien Pham draws in a lushly rendered style that alternates between realistic illustrations and simplified cartoons in textured pencil lines. He uses the full spectrum of colors. This comic is populated with anthropomorphic characters.

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"I HAVE A VISION!!!" Exclaims Hien, pressing his fingers to the sides of his temple and squeezing his eyes closed in concentration with thought rays emanating from his head. He is a brown bear with a thing mustache and wears a white labcoat, glasses, with his black hair pulled back into a bun at the top of his head.

"For the future?" Asks a shirtless golden lion, popping up in the background.

"A SEXY FUTURE!!!" Hien clarifies, deep in his psychic connection.

In the purple-hued future we see a confident Hien shirtless with a black leather bandolier slung across his chest that is loaded with fantastical dildos that are shaped like tentacles and the dongs of dragons. He wears matching black leather cuffs on his wrists and a small loincloth wrapped around his waist.

"Oh my!" The lion gasps with lust, cartoon hearts filling his eyes and floating around his mane. He also sports a small loincloth like Hien's.

Striking a self-assured pose with his hands on his hips, Hien predicts, "A future where I walk into a sexy event with TOP confidence, ready to spoil any bottom I fancy with their choice of strap-on!"

Snapping back to the present day, Hien now frets and wonders, "...but I've never topped with a strap-on before... How does it work? Is it even comfortable? Enjoyable?"

Whipping off his loincloth to reveal a plump bottom as pert as a peach, the lion seductively answers, "Sounds like you've got questions my ass could answer~"

Grasping hands together, Hien's nose presses against the lion's as he asks, "For real?!"

"Totally! Let's conduct some experiments!" Concurs the lion giddily.

From a bird's eye view, we see Hien and his companion punching up to the sky in confidence on either side of the title, "Sexy Science!" that is emblazoned with hearts.



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The lion kicks his feet in the air behind him as he lays down on his belly on a cloud in the sky, observing a variety of strap-ons, dildos, and genitals that float in the air beneath him. His tail tip flicks in excitement, as he asks, "Logistically, how do you wear a strap-on when you already have a penis?"

"Above shaft with bits loose or secured!" Explains a narration box, next to two illustrated examples. In each, the dildo base rests just above the biological genital. In the first example, the harness has an opening so the body part hangs out, exposed, along with the dildo above it. The second example shows a harness that looks like a pair of boxer briefs, with only the dildo protruding out from its opening, while the biological body parts are hidden from view, though they leave a noticeable bulge behind the fabric. The dildo of the first example is shaped like a ghost or manatee-like transparent creature, while the second on is shaped like a purple tongue.

The narration continues on to explain, "There are sheaths and extenders with ball loops! Though they don't work for everyone." next to illustrations of more fantastical toys that are worn over a penis. One is shaped like a purple gem and the other like a cactus. An example of genitals that don't have balls look at them with blank expressions, since the ball loops wouldn't work on them.

"Strap harness onto different body parts entirely!" Follows up the narration, showing harnesses that attach to other parts of the body, like the thigh, knuckles, and even dead center of the chest. The dildos look like a tentacle, a unicorn horn, and an entire hand an arm.

"I don't have an actual harness..." Hien says a little nervously, revealing that he is wearing tight black underpants with a harness made of red Shibari rope holding his green tentacle dildo in place. "...but I think we can make this work!" He gently fiddles with a tea towel that is tucked into his underwear, behind the base of the dildo. Narration explains the different elements of his set-up, announcing, "Tea towel to cushion impact! Uberrime's Teuthida Tentacle! Watts The Safeword's strap-on harness tie with Twisted Monk shibari rope!"

Hearts filling his eyes once again, the lion over-squeezes his bottle of lube so it squirts into the air while he shares, "Looks good to me!"



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"I can't feel it, so entry's a bit tricky..." Hien attempts to guide his strapped-on tentacle dildo with his hand between the butt cheeks of the lion, who rests on his back with his legs in the air. "Whoops!" He pulls back a bit. "I just need to math out the right angle..."

"Let me try laying on my belly." The lion offers, rolling over.

Hien's hips slap up against the lion's backside with a wet "sploosh!"

"I think it's in?" Hien asks, holding the lion's hips in place with his hands.

"Mmm... Uh huh... Nngah..." Moans and groans the lion.

Getting into the rhythm, Hien exclaims between panting, "Hell yeah! Here I come!!!"

"...and it slipped out again." Corrects the lion.

"Ah, geez..." Hien blushes, flustered. "Sorry, I haven't had much practice..."

Blushing but still happy, the lion suggests, "It's okay! Why don't you try putting your whole weight on me?"

"Like this?" Hien asks, resting his weight against the lion's back and thrusting the dildo into his butt with a "Splap!"

"Aaah! Mmmah! You've- Ah! Got it!" comes the eager reply.



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"Ah-ah! Nngah!" gasps the lion as Hien thrusts away with a rhythmic "plap! plap! plap!"

"Interesting!" Observes Hien. "I can actually feel the dildo rubbing up inside you! It's faint, but it's there just enough to make me feel connected!"

"Aaahhh...." The lion moans dreamily.

"The tentacle's extra texture really helps!" Continues Hien. "Sure, my penis isn't in the thick of it... but that just centers my focus on how I move my body, and how yours reacts in turn!"

"Aah!! Hah!" Gasps the lion as another thrust lands with a "plap!" inside him.

"It's like an extra tactile rhythm game!" Hien observes through the moans and groans of his companion. "With very rewarding sound effects!"



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"I need a break!" Declares the lion, at which point Hien pulls away, releasing the tentacle dildo from inside him with a "pop!"

Reclining and dabbing his face with a small towel, the lion asks, "Phew! The experiment is working out well, don't you think?"

Giant cartoon stars of wonder filling his glasses, Hien agrees, "I concur! It's so fun!" He then settles back, relaxing and catching his breath with little droplets of perspiration cooling on his body. "I feel so limited by the way my body refuses to behave sometimes... I wasn't sure if topping was ever an option I could take."

Lounging on his back with his arms folded behind his head, the lion chimes in, "And now, youhave all the options in the world!"

"Sure do!" Hien agrees with a blush. "So does any bottom I fancy!"

Rolling over and leaning up onto his arms, the lion twitches his tail and coos seductively, "Speaking of..."

Matching his energy, Hien returns, "What do you want to try next?"

Amongst pink and purple clouds, Hien and the lion fly with a trio of larger-than-life sized fantasy dildos and coiling red Shibari ropes. One toy is molded like looping lava, the next like a tentacle with suction cups, and the final one ribbed and bulbous at the base.

"Watch out, world! I'm gonna STRAP 'EM ALL!" Hien declares, pumping his fist in the air.

Transcribed by Erika Moen on January 26, 2026 ohjoysextoy.com/local-side-learns-how-to-top-hien-pham