This is a total coincidence, but (butt) today is Matthew’s and my five year wedding anniversary! Oh my gosh, I know it’s such a cliché to say it’s gone by so fast, but it really, truly has. Still just as crazy in love with him now, after eight years together. If you want to read about how we met, I’ve got that story over here at my old journal comic, DAR!

Okay! On to the butt stuff! Our Friends With Benefits have so many things for your ass, surely there’s something for everyone in the following links!

Anal Toys from our Friends (With Benefits)

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