The Captain and the (slightly thinner) First Mate have been a staple of a lot of our go-to indie stores, so we thought it was about time we got our feet wet and tried one of them out.

We had fun with this semi-anatomical dildo. It’s got a generous amount of girth, and serious firmness – a combination that sort of feels mean but also very satisfying. It made itself feel very present, both in the hand and in the bod. Definitely not a beginner-friendly toy, but perfect for the intermediate who wants to feel very, very full. All in all, super fun!

While I was putting the buy buttons together, I discovered that PleasureChest stocks a DUAL density model. It’s the same dildo, but with a softer outside and hard inside (instead of the one-density, solid version we have) at a slightly higher price. I’d have picked that one in a heartbeat if I’d know – dual-density dildos are the bee’s knees. So maybe take a peek at that if you’ve got a little more cash to spend. If you’re looking to save though, Early to Bed has the captain priced at $50 which is a real meal deal for such a unit.

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