We’re both pretty keen on the uncut peen! But there are so many weird reactions and myths in America concerning that bit of skin. We thought it about time to do some basic education for those of you who are interested in penises. If you find one with its hat still on, don’t fret! It’s alright, in fact… we would say it’s awesome.

Of course we’re a bit biased, I’m born and raised outside of the USA. In the rest of the world a circumcised penis is a rare and odd encounter, often saying more of religious upbringing rather than debunked medical concerns or tradition. What am I getting at? Well foreskin is fantastic. If you find one abroad, don’t fret and enjoy that Europeen!

Many thank yous to Gerbil for being our Masturbateer! Check out his comic, Cordyceps Tickles!